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A Trade on a Summer Friday

Author Oliver KlozoffPosted on March 10, 2019September 3, 2020Leave a comment

Twas a nice summer Friday, when all through the floor Not a trader was stirring, as they were all on the shore; The runs were sent out with their typical care, In hopes that some young kid would be there The Monkeys were nestled all snug in their chairs; While visions of missed trades left … Read More

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Limericks from the 3Go1Go Dublin Desk Correspondent

Author Paddy O'FurniturePosted on March 10, 2019March 10, 2019Leave a comment

I’m risklessly trading high yieldAnd oh what power I wield!I struggle with the mathTo back it up a halfMy runs are all a minefield I just did a big trade for some jackBut from my client I’m under attack!“You made a half, don’t denyAnd you better not lie–You saw what happened to Litvak!” My London … Read More

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Welcome to the Bucket

Author Oliver KlozoffPosted on March 10, 2019March 10, 2019Leave a comment
Welcome to the Bucket

Happy 4th of July! I hope you didn’t waste any of your valuable time attempting in vain to do a trade on Monday. This post is dedicated to all of those individuals departing the superb world of bulge bracket banks and heading into the wild west of bucket shop life. We only only hope you don’t … Read More

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