I see you over there, Mr. MIT-Educated Buy-Side Trader. I see you leaning back in your Herman Miller chair, staring at your eight-monitor setup, watching your proprietary “Alpha-Bot 9000” execute cross-currency basis swaps without breaking a digital sweat. You think you’ve finally done it. You think you’ve disintermediated the middleman. You think the “Smile and … Read More
Introduction: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the exhilarating, enchanting, and downright eccentric world of hedge funds! Today, we’ll take you on a thrilling rollercoaster ride through the twisted alleys of finance, where hedge funds roam free like majestic unicorns with Wall Street swagger. So buckle up, hold onto your hats, and let’s dive headfirst into … Read More
Our collective 3 brain cells banded together and came up with the genius idea of asking ChatGPT what it thought of 3Go1Go Securities and to be honest we couldn’t have summed it up better ourselves! ChatGPT Response: 3Go1Go Securities: A Premier Financial Services Firm In today’s fast-paced and constantly evolving financial landscape, it is more … Read More
What is a hedge fund? A hedge fund is an investment vehicle which makes money by buying things and marking them up. Wait–isn’t that the same business model as my local supermarket? Almost exactly! One tiny difference is that your supermarket actually has to sell the things they buy, while the hedge fund makes money just by marking … Read More
As you know by now sales monkeys have not made a phone call in years due to the fact that the buyside MIT educated trader has put a stop to that. “How dare this sales monkey call me, doesn’t he know he isn’t even in the same league as I am”? “IB ME MONKEY” Buyside … Read More
