A lot has changed in the world since 2009. For example we went from our first black president to our first orange president. But more importantly what’s changed for monkeys in the last 8 years?Summer Vacation 2009 Hamptons house from memorial day to labor day. Cost 80-100k Winter vacation 2009 was a two … Read More
Limericks from the 3Go1Go Dublin Desk Correspondent
I’m risklessly trading high yieldAnd oh what power I wield!I struggle with the mathTo back it up a halfMy runs are all a minefield I just did a big trade for some jackBut from my client I’m under attack!“You made a half, don’t denyAnd you better not lie–You saw what happened to Litvak!” My London … Read More
Injury Report
At 3Go1Go Securities we strive for near perfect attendance because in a commission based job it pays to be in the office or at least we think it does. However, sometimes it’s not always possible and below are some of the more common reasons guys have been off the playing field. Questionable: Flight from NYC to LA … Read More
The Beach
Sometimes when you are a 3go1go monkey you go to the beach. No, not that kind of beach. This is what they call it when you get fired. I guess to make you feel better about yourself. But the beach we are on is a lot different. If you’re really unlucky you get sent to … Read More
Welcome to the Bucket
Happy 4th of July! I hope you didn’t waste any of your valuable time attempting in vain to do a trade on Monday. This post is dedicated to all of those individuals departing the superb world of bulge bracket banks and heading into the wild west of bucket shop life. We only only hope you don’t … Read More