As you know by now sales monkeys have not made a phone call in years due to the fact that the buyside MIT educated trader has put a stop to that. “How dare this sales monkey call me, doesn’t he know he isn’t even in the same league as I am”? “IB ME MONKEY” Buyside … Read More
I’m sure this isn’t new to all of you veteran 3go1go Monkeys out there but I have gotten this question from people that aren’t in this shit business and I’m sure you have also. “What is it like at your new bucket shop”? Ok, they call it a financial institution or some shit like … Read More
It’s tough being cooped up with a wife who only knows how to spend your money and a bunch of spoiled kids for this many months. We need to get back to the office and all the perks of city life again. Yelling at a junior salesmen over ZOOM just isn’t as fulfilling as bringing … Read More
With the Fed buying corporate bonds directly in the market. The 3Go1Go brain trust decided it was time to open an account with the greatest money printing institution on Earth. They will probably even let us trade bonds for wide spread like the good ole days! Remember when bonds traded for points and not eighths; … Read More
When we learned folks were giving millions of dollars away in exchange for a digital string of digits our Monkey brains kicked into overdrive. After deep contemplation while drinking many vodka tonics, we came up with the ingenious idea to list our very own NFT. As bond trading continues to trend electronic we need to … Read More
