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A Message to President Donald J. Trump

Author Oliver KlozoffPosted on March 12, 2019Leave a comment

Dear Mr. President, We fully endorse your tweet and incredible idea to make airplanes simpler. In that vein, trading is becoming far too complex for us. We hope you could support our effort to make trading simple again! Most of us Monkeys and every Dino here at 3Go1Go HQ has been a staunch Trump supporter. … Read More

In Bucket Shop Life

Family Feud

Author Oliver KlozoffPosted on March 11, 2019March 11, 2019Leave a comment
Family Feud

As you know we Monkeys at 3Go1Go love to play games and not just the Liar’s Poker kind. There is also the death pool, intern feats of strength, and betting on literally anything. Let’s play a quick round of Family Feud. Guess the answers yourself before checking below. Question: Things 3Go1Go Monkeys say to the … Read More

In Other Monkey Business

We’re Back!

Author Oliver KlozoffPosted on March 11, 2019March 11, 2019Leave a comment
We’re Back!

Well after a very long delay and someone lifting the original 3GO1GO domain away from us we are finally back! A lot has happened here at 3GO1GO Securities and we are excited to share the stories here. We have got some new faces, but sadly a lot of people have shifted permanently to The Beach … Read More

In Bucket Shop Life

Nice Guy Securities

Author Ralph HurleyPosted on March 10, 2019March 11, 2019Leave a comment

Here at 3go1go headquarters things have been very slow.  The sales force has been unable to make their monthly expected revenue number because buy side accounts are not trading any bonds due to lack of volatility and lack of trading ideas.  So what have the big brains in management decided to do?  The only thing … Read More

In Monkey Musings

Destiny

Author Ralph HurleyPosted on March 10, 2019March 11, 2019Leave a comment

How did I become such a powerful 3goer you may have asked yourself?  Do you think that when I was a little monkey and my dad looked lovingly into my eyes and asked me what do you want to be when you grow up my first answer was 3go1go monkey.  Well it wasn’t.  This career … Read More

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