A Message to President Donald J. Trump

Dear Mr. President,

We fully endorse your tweet and incredible idea to make airplanes simpler. In that vein, trading is becoming far too complex for us. We hope you could support our effort to make trading simple again! Most of us Monkeys and every Dino here at 3Go1Go HQ has been a staunch Trump supporter. Even in the face of the SALT changes that forced us to downgrade our Porsche Cayenne leases from a Turbo to an S to afford the property tax on our modest Westchester homes.

We must band together to stop this unnecessary technological advancement in electronic trading. Trading a bond shouldn’t require a computer science degree. It should be done by great sales professionals like us with years of experience in hitting 3 keys and picking up a phone. Please help take us back to simpler times when a salesman could earn a respectable living wage off trading a bond for 2 points before the advent of TRACE. Our lifestyles depend on it! How else are we going to afford owning a home in Westchester, apartment in the city, vacation spot on the beach, and a few alimony payments?

Sincerely,

All 3Go1Go-ers

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