Our collective 3 brain cells banded together and came up with the genius idea of asking ChatGPT what it thought of 3Go1Go Securities and to be honest we couldn’t have summed it up better ourselves! ChatGPT Response: 3Go1Go Securities: A Premier Financial Services Firm In today’s fast-paced and constantly evolving financial landscape, it is more … Read More
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Dino’s Roaring to get Back to the Office
It’s tough being cooped up with a wife who only knows how to spend your money and a bunch of spoiled kids for this many months. We need to get back to the office and all the perks of city life again. Yelling at a junior salesmen over ZOOM just isn’t as fulfilling as bringing … Read More
Opening the Fed Account
With the Fed buying corporate bonds directly in the market. The 3Go1Go brain trust decided it was time to open an account with the greatest money printing institution on Earth. They will probably even let us trade bonds for wide spread like the good ole days! Remember when bonds traded for points and not eighths; … Read More
3Go1Go NFT Auction
When we learned folks were giving millions of dollars away in exchange for a digital string of digits our Monkey brains kicked into overdrive. After deep contemplation while drinking many vodka tonics, we came up with the ingenious idea to list our very own NFT. As bond trading continues to trend electronic we need to … Read More
A Message to President Donald J. Trump
Dear Mr. President, We fully endorse your tweet and incredible idea to make airplanes simpler. In that vein, trading is becoming far too complex for us. We hope you could support our effort to make trading simple again! Most of us Monkeys and every Dino here at 3Go1Go HQ has been a staunch Trump supporter. … Read More