As you know by now sales monkeys have not made a phone call in years due to the fact that the buyside MIT educated trader has put a stop to that. “How dare this sales monkey call me, doesn’t he know he isn’t even in the same league as I am”? “IB ME MONKEY” Buyside … Read More
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Destiny
How did I become such a powerful 3goer you may have asked yourself? Do you think that when I was a little monkey and my dad looked lovingly into my eyes and asked me what do you want to be when you grow up my first answer was 3go1go monkey. Well it wasn’t. This career … Read More
4 GO?
Shouldn’t the commutative law or the associative law or some middle school math bullshit apply to 3-Go, 1Go? Seems like you should just be able to do 4-Go and save a couple of keystrokes every time. Over the course of an average day, that might save you a couple hundred keystrokes. So you wouldn’t have … Read More
“24” vs. 3Go1Go
“Chloe, get me Jack on the phone. Now!” “Sorry, Tony, I can’t reach him. Jack’s gone dark.” Some bad shit’s about to go down at CTU, and there’s no way to get in touch with Bauer. Uh-oh. Looks like western civilization might have to take it on the chin, maybe for a ten-count this episode. Omigod, … Read More
The Education Of A 3GO1GO-er
Ever wonder how the best TGOG-ers got to be that way? You don’t just wake up some morning in tenth grade and say, “Mom, Dad, I figured out what I want to do with my life. My ambition is to spend every weekday for the rest of my years on this great green planet sitting … Read More