Introduction: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the exhilarating, enchanting, and downright eccentric world of hedge funds! Today, we’ll take you on a thrilling rollercoaster ride through the twisted alleys of finance, where hedge funds roam free like majestic unicorns with Wall Street swagger. So buckle up, hold onto your hats, and let’s dive headfirst into … Read More
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Hedge Funds 101
What is a hedge fund? A hedge fund is an investment vehicle which makes money by buying things and marking them up. Wait–isn’t that the same business model as my local supermarket? Almost exactly! One tiny difference is that your supermarket actually has to sell the things they buy, while the hedge fund makes money just by marking … Read More
3Go1Go NFT Auction
When we learned folks were giving millions of dollars away in exchange for a digital string of digits our Monkey brains kicked into overdrive. After deep contemplation while drinking many vodka tonics, we came up with the ingenious idea to list our very own NFT. As bond trading continues to trend electronic we need to … Read More
A Message to President Donald J. Trump
Dear Mr. President, We fully endorse your tweet and incredible idea to make airplanes simpler. In that vein, trading is becoming far too complex for us. We hope you could support our effort to make trading simple again! Most of us Monkeys and every Dino here at 3Go1Go HQ has been a staunch Trump supporter. … Read More
We’re Back!
Well after a very long delay and someone lifting the original 3GO1GO domain away from us we are finally back! A lot has happened here at 3GO1GO Securities and we are excited to share the stories here. We have got some new faces, but sadly a lot of people have shifted permanently to The Beach … Read More