Here’s the way it’s done: this is a flawlessly executed “3”, lefty. Until you’ve practiced a bit, you might want to use your right hand.
Note the picture of the kid, a constant reminder to keep pushing the keys until a customer responds or a pig flies.
Once you’ve pressed “3” and then “Enter” (i.e., “GO”, thus the name “3-GO, 1-GO”), you’ll need to execute a “1” to continue the sequence. Here’s a lefty “1”:
Here’s the righty version, executed via the numerical keypad.
The cool thing about this variation is that once you’ve pressed the “1”, your finger will be in spitting distance of the “GO” key, which is where you’ll complete the full maneuver. Nano-seconds later, 200 recipients will immediately delete your message before they even bother to open it. Do this a few hundred times a day, and you’ll have sent out literally thousands of messages, and perhaps hundreds of thousands of axes, that literally nobody in the world gives a shit about!
Feeling spent? Time to catch the 5:20. This Bud’s for you, pal.