Happy 4th of July! I hope you didn’t waste any of your valuable time attempting in vain to do a trade on Monday. This post is dedicated to all of those individuals departing the superb world of bulge bracket banks and heading into the wild west of bucket shop life. We only only hope you don’t expect incoming phone calls at your new job.
Welcome my buddy, welcome to the bucket
Why have you come?
It’s alright we know why you’re here?
You’ve been at a bank, making rank
Provided with capital and research to babble
You wanted a bigger bonus to show your true value
And you didn’t like bank rules, and you
Now can read Barstool
So welcome to the bucket
Welcome my buddy, welcome to the bucket
What did you dream?
It’s alright we told you what to dream
You dreamed of big acclaim
He played a mean golf game
He always knew everyone’s name
He loved to trade on his big bank fame
So welcome to the bucket