The Beach

Sometimes when you are a 3go1go monkey you go to the beach.  No, not that kind of beach. This is what they call it when you get fired.  I guess to make you feel better about yourself. But the beach we are on is a lot different.  If you’re really unlucky you get sent to the beach in the winter.  

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Imagine having some empty suit that hasn’t generated revenue in ten years tell you he’s firing you. But boy does he look good in a suit, are those cuff links?  Don’t Even get me started on that head of hair.  Now I know how he made it so far on wall street. If you consider working at a bucket shop managing washed up 3go1go monkeys making it. Its like being the tallest midget in the circus. And yes it always a he. Woman are not in management on wall street.  That would be crazy to think about diversity in this day and age.  Doesn’t he know you’re doing your best 3go1go for 9 hours a day 5 days a week?  Its not your fault that buyside trader isn’t “scraping” your messages.  So the next time you hear someone say “where’s Ralph” and the answer is “he’s on the beach” now you know.  Not to be confused with “garden leave”.  That’s another story.

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