We have told you all about the 3go1go sales monkeys and we have also written about the monkey police. But there is another very important cog in the machine here at 3go1go securities. The sellside research analyst. A sellside analyst is a very sad creature that exist only to one day have a shot at … Read More
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Those Other Keys
Sharp-eyed 3Go1Go’ers can’t help but notice that, besides “3”, “1”, and “Go-Enter” (which, together, constitute the sustaining life force of today’s fixed income salesperson), there are several other keys on the standard Bloomberg keyboard. Some of those keys are Bloomberg-specific, and seventeen or eighteen of them were probably intended to represent the letters of our … Read More
The Evolution of a Sales Dino
It’s important to look at how the big swinging dicks of Wall Street’s sellside got to be where they are. While most of them will tell you their storied history within the first three minutes of meeting them, it better serves to show you in a timeline format. At first, a salesman is a young, … Read More
Bucket Shop Lineup Card
In preparation for our Bucket Shop salesman draft we are breaking down some members on our current roster. This is just a handful of the colorful cast of characters that attempt to trade High Yield Bonds at 3Go1Go Securities. The Dinosaur Location: McMansion, Rye, NY Age: 59 Car: 2007 Porsche Cayenne Watch: Breitling Shoes: Gucci loafers; … Read More
The Warning Letter
Ah. A summer Monday here at 3go1go securities. Think I’ll just catch up on some reading, make a few calls to my accounts to see “how they hit em” this weekend and maybe hopefully do a trade or two. It’s summer on Wall street and its naturally slow. You gotta be an idiot to not … Read More